Looking for a shirt that speaks your mind without saying a word? This Skeleton “I am not a proctologist, I know an asshole when I see one” shirt is the perfect blend of edgy humor and skeletal style. It’s guaranteed to get a laugh (or maybe a raised eyebrow) wherever you go. Wear it with pride and let the world know you’re not afraid to speak your mind!
What Makes This Shirt Epic
This shirt is for that special someone in your life. Solve the problem of boring apparel with a shirt that’s as bold and hilarious as you are. If you’re someone who appreciates dark humor and isn’t afraid to make a statement, this shirt was made for you. The shirt is made of soft cotton blend and you can rock this shirt on any day.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is perfect for the sarcastic soul who appreciates a good laugh. Wear it to parties, casual outings, or anywhere you want to add a bit of edge to your look. It’s also a great gift for friends who share your twisted sense of humor.
With each Skeleton I am not a proctologist I know an asshole when I see one shirt, you’re contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your skeleton shirt looking its best, machine wash cold, inside-out, with mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid ironing directly on the print to keep the message clear.
We want your Usatodayshirt order to arrive on time and without surprises! Here’s everything you need to know about our shipping process:
Delivery Time = Processing Time + Shipping Time
- Processing Time: All orders are processed within 1–3 business days
- Shipping Time:
- USA: 5–7 business days
- International: 7–10 business days*
*International delivery times may vary by country and can occasionally take longer due to customs or local shipping delays.
Tracking Your Order
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Delays Happen Sometimes
While we do our best to meet estimated delivery times, occasional delays may occur due to weather, carrier issues, or other unexpected events. Thanks for your understanding and patience!
Returns & Exchanges
Not in love with your Usa TODAY Shirt item? No worries! You can request a return or exchange within 30 days of receiving your order, as long as it meets our Return and Exchange Policy. Visit our Returns & Exchanges page for full details.
Refund Policy
Once your refund request is approved based on our policy, we’ll process your refund within 10 days from the date of confirmation via our official Usa TODAY Shirt email.
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