Looking for a shirt that’s as bold and sassy as you are? This “Chicken a kiss ass can only so much ass before they choke on shit shirt” isn’t for the faint of heart! It’s the perfect way to express your irreverent sense of humor and get a few laughs (or gasps) along the way.
What Makes This Funny Chicken Shirt Epic
This shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations (maybe even a few arguments!). It’s a hilarious gag gift for your equally sarcastic friends and coworkers. Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt is as comfortable as it is outrageous. This is the perfect way to show off your edgy sense of humor. Please note: May cause offense.
Who Rocks This Chicken a Kiss Ass Shirt Best
This shirt is best worn by those with a devilish sense of humor who aren’t afraid to push boundaries. Wear it to casual get-togethers, parties, or anywhere you want to make a statement (or stir up some trouble!). It’s also a killer gag gift for birthdays, holidays, or office parties.
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To keep your shirt looking its best, machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.
We want your Usatodayshirt order to arrive on time and without surprises! Here’s everything you need to know about our shipping process:
Delivery Time = Processing Time + Shipping Time
- Processing Time: All orders are processed within 1–3 business days
- Shipping Time:
- USA: 5–7 business days
- International: 7–10 business days*
*International delivery times may vary by country and can occasionally take longer due to customs or local shipping delays.
Tracking Your Order
Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number by email so you can easily follow its journey to your doorstep.
Delays Happen Sometimes
While we do our best to meet estimated delivery times, occasional delays may occur due to weather, carrier issues, or other unexpected events. Thanks for your understanding and patience!
Returns & Exchanges
Not in love with your Usa TODAY Shirt item? No worries! You can request a return or exchange within 30 days of receiving your order, as long as it meets our Return and Exchange Policy. Visit our Returns & Exchanges page for full details.
Refund Policy
Once your refund request is approved based on our policy, we’ll process your refund within 10 days from the date of confirmation via our official Usa TODAY Shirt email.
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